Top Dead Center VII

FELLA

So what’s wrong with it?

 

MYRAS

Now let’s pretend I just explained the whole works to you.  And let’s pretend I said a lot of which you really don’t know dick from donuts, and you stand there nodding at me going uh huh uh huh uh huh and when I say that’s that, you say, fine, and I say then I better get to work, so then I fix her.

 

FELLA

So you’re not going to tell me?

MYRAS

I ain’t gonna waste good air trying to explain something that you don’t have no hope of understanding in the first place.

FELLA

So what now?

MYRAS

So toss me one of those beers.  That’s better.

FELLA

So then I’ll just.  I guess I’ll just wait or—

MYRAS

Hold up fella. Hold yourself up.

FELLA

Yeah?

MYRAS

You got a job to do yourself.

 

FELLA

I have a job?

MYRAS

A serious job.  A key element.  Essential.

FELLA

I’m listening.

MYRAS

I’m dead-on serious fella.

FELLA

I said I was listening.

MYRAS

No bullshit.

FELLA

No bullshit.

MYRAS

Not an ounce.

FELLA

Alright what?  I’m listening for Christ’s sake!