Top Dead Center – III

FELLA

Forget it.  Look.  I have credit cards.  I have checks.  I can leave luggage with you for god’s sake.  I can easily pay.  I’m not out to cheat you.

MYRAS

Ain’t that the first thing a cheater always says.

FELLA

Then just tell me where I can find your payphone.  I can’t seem to get a signal up here.

MYRAS

Ain’t got a payphone.

FELLA

Well then let me use your phone.  I’d gladly pay for the call.

MYRAS

And I’d gladly take it except I don’t keep a phone.

FELLA

You don’t keep a phone?

MYRAS

Never had the need.

FELLA

For a telephone.

MYRAS

Never had.

FELLA

Brilliant.

MYRAS

I think so.